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by Vaginasore jr

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1.
When I woke up this morning, I couldn't recall a single thing at all about the night before. Scabs on my elbows, road rash on my knees, bigtime fukin headache, and a lapse in memory. It's hard to keep a grudge for me, you see, we know how things should be. Coffee in the morning, a couple beers at night as the weather does what it does outside. I told you, I swear that I will never drink like that again. I promise you. I've rolled strikes and gutters. I've learned from rocket scientists and stupid motherfuckers. I've had ups and downs, known kings and clowns, the only thing that keeps my world spinnin 'round... laughing at all things juvenile, laughing at everything all the while.
2.
Destined to be 'to be announced'. We practiced for this show so long, they sound checked through the first three songs. We couldn't hear the vocals, neither could the crowd, always someone bitchin the amps are way too loud. We're the other band, we're probably not in your plans. You probably missed us while you were still at home. We don't understand and don't expect you to understand. There's a method somewhere hidden, swear there's a reason for this band. If we can't do something well, we'll enjoy doing it poorly. Even you couldn't spoil good liquor so thanks in advance for the asshole opinion. We're the other band, we never were in your plans. I know you missed us, we played after you went home. In looking back, all that tuning between each song is a lot to ask when they're waiting for the next band to go on. Botched endings and broken strings, no practice and the kinda shows that that'll bring. Cracked cymbals and far fetched dreams. These are a few of our favorite things...We're the other band.
3.
I say..."Jorge, what do you say when your girl goes out and doesn't come home 'til the next day?" He says... "Hey whore, where did you sleep last night?" Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes. So much for vast horizons and approaching mountain ranges, it's all assholes.....I say..."Jorge, how does she reply, does she have an alibi, can there ever be a good reason why?" He says... "Hey Rich, I didn't feel like fightin, cause tied to a tree dogs, our view never changes." So much for vast horizons and approaching mountain ranges. It's all assholes.....No help for you here, nor mercy beyond, you'll eat and you'll shit and you'll breed and you'll die then life goes on and on and on... Until you're a free dog, the view never changes. So much for vast horizons and approaching mountain ranges. It's all assholes.....
4.
Dean On Me 01:29
When you said it the first time, it was funny as shit and everybody laughed and then, you went and said it a second time. The second time, you got a different kinda reply. You got a "shut the fuck up", and a dare to say it a third time. In this humble opinion of mine, the third time was the funniest time. Fightin back the urge to cry. Tears wellin up in your half shut eye. Chokin on the words you're to chickenshit to say. Save a little pride for another day, for another day, but not today.
5.
That's my dog, I know he bit your fuckin kid, but you know your kid was fuckin with his shit, and you know I know, and I know you know how it all went down that day now I'm looking for a stay of execution. You're seeking retribution for the stitches and the phobia for life and the therapy to ease the pain and strife. And now why do you want to kill my dog. That's your kid, and we both know what he did but only one of us is willing to admit and they came today to take my dog away. Shoulda seen his little face. Now all i gotta say is that some day you're gonna pay for the anguish and the void in my life and they docked my pay for the shot to end his life and why did you have to kill my dog.
6.
Rocky 02:14
Through sleepy eyes I watched you play not long ago on an early morning fishing show. Just you and an acoustic and a microphone, bright lights, eyes closed. No one probably saw it or even cared but from up there i hope you know, that i did, and i cared, all by your lonesome there. It still burns my eyes, you still seem so alive. Guess people have to die, others are left behind. You still seem so alive. Through swollen eyes I watched you there not long ago, closing in on your time to go. Just you with no acoustic, no more microphones, lights out, eyes closed. And no one probably saw that morning fishing show, but from up there I hope you know, that i did, and i cared, all by your lonesome there. It still burns my eyes, you still seem so alive. Guess people have to die, others are left behind. You still seem so alive.
7.
There was a place that I used to go, along with everyone that I used to know. Now that place is so long gone, and the faces have moved on to somewhere else, just like me. They got their own shit going on, just like me. No profound reflection here, no judgements, just observations. She's off for the very first time, on her own, all alone. She's off and there she goes, she's off exploring the unknown. She's off and there she goes, she's off learning how to live. You can't fall into a life, won't hit the lottery, you gotta get dirty and work your muscles to the bone.
8.
Stayin' Home 02:23
While they were inside getting overcharged at the package store, not needing but wanting more, I had this guy in a sleeper hold in the middle of the strreet. At 3 AM I can never admit defeat. At that point it actually crossed my mind..."in 12 hours time, would I remember this?" So I got up and took an uppercut on the chin. That's what they told me, that's where my night would end. Is there a moral to this story? Not really, I've always found that morals are far too restrictive. Will history repeat itself? I'd say it probably will. But until then...I'm staying home. Not much good ever really comes from closing down the Hub and that package store is a worse idea than Denny's for some grub. And what did that guy do to piss me off that bad? And what sparked that moment of charity I had? Are there morals in this story? Not really. Is there a reason I convey this? Not at all. Will this story repeat itself? I'd say it always does so until then...I'm staying home
9.
Rules 02:08
Rules, they're hanging over you. Rules, let me define it for you. Rules are made by those in control to keep the others from doing something that doesn't fit their plans and to keep their sorry asses in control. Rules, they're coming down on me. Rules, don't think that I can't see that it's getting thick in here, smells like bullshit to me. Just cause you make a rule, doesn't mean I'll ever follow your rules. Rules, just let me live my life. Rules, you're not my fucking wife. Sometimes someone's got to take the side of those that have been villified, of those with childhood dreams that died, of those whose hands are always tied by rules. Can't take much more of these rules.
10.
Years from now, when we look back at this, we'll wonder how things turned out like they did. We'll look back fondly, jaded possibly at things we did when we were kids. Years from now, when we remember this, we'll laugh nervously and change the subject. Can't look each other in the eyes, just shake my fuckin hand and say goodbye. And when I'm eighty, I'll remember that double mohawk. Short-lived, mom made me chop it off. But goddamn if it didn't blow up in her face. I shaved it to the scalp and watched her freak out. Years from now, when I'm reverting back to shittin in my pants. I'll remember that ole slam dance, not that pussy shit they're doing now.

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released April 20, 2006

Recorded and mixed by Rob McGregor. Physically released by ADD Records.

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